macca's things

i like things
  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

heycassbutts:

when i find myself in times of trouble

Gordon Ramsay comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

THIS MEAT IS FUCKING RAW, YOU FUCKING DONKEY

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